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Lyrics Waffle King Weird Al Yankovic

Song Lyrics For Waffle King by Weird Al Yankovic

It took a lifetime, but I finally found
The perfect waffle recipe
Youíll never find a batter any better in this whole stinkiní town
One little bite and Iím sure that youíll agree
Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aw, youíre gonna lick your plate clean
People come from miles around just to study my technique
I make the best darn waffles this world has ever seen
Iím the Waffle King (Waffle King)... yeah
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Thatís what they call me
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Hey, Iím the Waffle King
Everywhere I go, the people cheer
I never have to wait in line
People say, ĎRight this way, sir... Your moneyís no good here.í
Some day I betcha theyíll build me a shrine
And everybody say, ĎWell, Iím your biggest fan!í
ĎI seen your picture in People Magazine!í
Folks come from around the world just to shake my hand
If you donít believe in the power of the waffle lemme show you just what I mean
Iím the Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Thatís my name, donít wear it out
Waffle King (Waffle King)
Make no mistake about it Iím the Waffle King... yeah
Roll out the red carpet, Ďcause here I come
All you peons better scram
Out of my way, you worthless piece of scum
Donít you know who I amí
I wanna see you grovel, you waffle-eatiní fools
Everybody, on your knees
You wanna buy a waffle, youíre playiní by my rules
Go on, beg me... lemme hear you say Ďpretty pleaseí
Canít you tell the universe revolves around meí
Donít you know you suckers owe me everythingí
And canít you see that Iím the highest form of life that there could ever beí
Everybody all around the world, stand up and sing
Come on know...
Waffle King
Hey, batter batter
Waffle King
Hot on your platter
Waffle King
Say, whatís the matter
Donít you know who I amí
Donít you know who I amí
Tell Ďem, girls
(Heís the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Yeah yeah
(Heís the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Tell the truth now
(Heís the Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Wa Waffle King)
Donít you know who I amí
Donít you know who I amí

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