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Lyrics Generic Blues Weird Al Yankovic

Song Lyrics For Generic Blues by Weird Al Yankovic

I woke up this morning
Then I went back to bed
Said I woke up this morning
Then I went right back to bed
Got a funny kind of feeliní like I got broken glass in my underwear
And a herd of wild pigs is trying to chew off my head
You know what Iím sayiní
Well I ainít got not money
Iím just walkiní down the road
Said I ainít got no money, honey
So Iím just walking down this lonely old road
Well, I wish I could get me some money
But I forgot my automated teller code
I was born in a paper sack in the bottom of a sewer
I had to eat dirt clods for breakfast, my family was so poor
My daddy was a waitress, my mama sold bathroom tiles
My brothers and sisters all hated me Ďcause I was an only child
I got the blues so bad, woo
Kinda wish I was dead
Maybe Iíll blow my brains out mama
Or maybe Iíll, yeah maybe Iíll just go bowliní instead
Iím just a no good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slime
Nothing but a low-down beer bellied, bone headed, pigeon toed, turkey necked, weasle faced, worthless hunk of slime
Guess I pretty low self image
Maybe itís a chemical imbalance or something -- I
I should probably go and see a doctor about it when Iíve got the time
Make it talk
Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk
OK, now make it shut up
Plagues and famine and pestilence always seem to get me down
I always feel so miserable whenever Iím around
I wish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain
Iíd flush myself right down the toilet, but Iíd just clog up the drain
I got the blues so bad
Kinda wish I was dead
Maybe Iíll blow my brains out mama
Or maybe Iíll go bowling
Or I just might go bowling
Maybe Iíll just rent some shoes and go bowling
Maybe Iíll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking
shirt and go bowling instead

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