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Lyrics Baby Got Jack Weird Al Yankovic

Song Lyrics For Baby Got Jack by Weird Al Yankovic



Yo ULONDA!
Check that home girl’s butt out!
Um hm girl!
It’s so flat!
You tell it like it is IEESHA!
She looks like one of them.....lawyer’s girlfriends,
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We’re talking slim pickin’s girl!
What up Ieesha’
Where is it’
I don’t even....see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She’s just so....WHITE!
I like small butts,
that I can not lie,
You honkies can’t deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
‘Cause I’d like a toothpick,
I’d beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she’s wearing,
Her pants, they’re almost tearing.
No, baby, I want a flat booty,
That’s tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me,
that butt you got is...
[White guy]
OOH! SO CORNY!
Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
You say you wanna get in my olds’
Well, pack me, pack me
‘Cause you ain’t that average chickety!
To Hell with romancin’!
I’ll take her wallet dancin’!
RICH! BITCH!
I’ll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is,
I’ll tell you it’s Vanilla Ice Cream!
So Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah’
Honkies!
[Honkies]
Yeah’
Does your girlfriend have a big butt’
So shrink it, shrink it,
So I can get right down and dink it!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
I like ‘em flat,
And small!
And when I’m in the mall,
I just can’t help myself,
I’m doing to dog-pound call!
BARK! BARK! BARK!
Don’t like her sister,
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!
I like my bootys real slender,
And tender!
And if I see a big booty,
I’ll put it in the blender!
Don’t want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda’
All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
Better then Ulondas!
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty,
White honkies with a real small booty,
Yeah Baby,
When it comes to females,
Cosmo knows everything,
What they’re talking about!
362436!
HA!
If she’s 7 8...
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
Flat on the bottom,
and I like it like that!
[Thanks to lita_jolie@msn.com for these lyrics]

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